Shopping for a midlife body

by midlifecrisisqueen on September 5, 2008

Is it just me? When did all the stores at the shopping mall start carrying only clothes for those 20 and under?

Granted, I don’t go shopping much…and now I know why! I had one simple desire. To find one pair of blue twill pants that fit me well. I spent hours and found nothing! Can I be such a strange shape and size that there are no slacks in my entire town that fit me? I think of myself as a fairly average size 53 year old.

The irony is that I went shopping in an effort to cheer myself up! I’ve been feeling unhappy and anxious about my writing lately, and I thought perhaps a bit of shop therapy might work its wonders. Instead I’m left feeling stymied and distressed! Where do I buy pants now? Please send me your suggestions asap!

I feel like I’ve just discovered a conspiracy afoot to make us midlifers stop wearing pants or stop leaving the house or something! When did this happen, and was I asleep? Did I miss the memo? Was there an announcement on the evening news: “This just in, manufacturers will no longer make slacks for women of a certain age and size. They will have to stay home from now on.”

Signed,

Dazed and Confused Midlife Queen (Now, this is a crisis!!!)

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

BearNaked September 5, 2008 at 11:45 pm

I posted on my blog in August asking for everyone’s favourite olaces to shop.
The post is at
http://wwwbearnaked.blogspot.com/2008/08/nothing-to-wear.html
Maybe you will find a few ideas from some of the comments I received.

Bear((( )))

Carol Radcliff September 6, 2008 at 3:00 am

Hi Laura Lee,

Did you try the Centerra Mall? I like J. Jill, Chicos, and Christopher and Bank. Marshall’s and TJ Maxx are also places to try.

Good Luck!

Carol

midlifecrisisqueen September 6, 2008 at 1:27 pm

Thanks guys! For the ideas and support! -Laura Lee

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