I’ve got 2 notes here.

1) viz-a-viz divorce:

I was talking to a salesman of one of my customers. He asked me:

“What are you giving your wife for Valentine’s Day?”
“Nothing,” I said.
‘How can you get away with that?” he asked.
“Our first date cost $500,000,” I answered.

2) Since my first name is Philip and I am a software fixer, a lot of my customers call me “Dr. Phil”. As a result, every now and them I come up with Dr. Phil-like quotes.

Today’s is: “Sorry is the suitcase that we put our regrets into.”

You go Queen!